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	<description>The crazy stories of my life....read at your own risk....</description>
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		<title>Marlin from a Helicopter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tweaked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has got to be one of the craziest fishing videos ever&#8230;..if its a fake then it got me good&#8230; Click the image]]></description>
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		<title>Spring Break 1988</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a continuation on my stories from my past and I will try to cover them as much as possible. Warning readers I was a wild impetuous guy in my youth and did many things that really shouldn’t have happened. As spring break approached my partner in crime Jim and I looked to find [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deer Hunting Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:53:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tweaked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One year in the early 1990&#8242;s Jim and I thought of going hunting in a new place for whitetail deer, someplace that no one else hunted. So we came up with a plan to hunt this island on part of upper arm of Lake of the Ozarks. We were positive that with all the hunting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gotta love music</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tweaked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isnt music beautiful&#8230;.]]></description>
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		<title>The bitch was asking for it&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 16:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tweaked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I fount this and it was too good not to share&#8230; thanks oomsa   There was some damage to the statue of the American Bison in front of the house in Big Sky. There was an attempt to prevent the damage. Throwing stones at, and hitting, the attacker. The attacker could not be dissuaded, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trotlining for Catfish</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tweaked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well this is another story of my wild youth that I wanted to share with ya’ll. Back in the early 90’s my friend Jim was living in Kansas City and I was still in Springfield, MO. We had talked on the phone and wanted to get together for a weekend of fishing and drinking. Since [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Taser</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tweaked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I read this story in my email and it was to good not to share enjoy: Last weekend I saw something at Larry&#8217;s Pistol &#38; Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd Anniversary, and I was looking for a little something &#8220;extra&#8221; for my wife. I came across was a 100,000-volt, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>First Whitetail Deer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tweaked</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hunting]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Story from 1982: Growing up in southern Missouri and living in the country made hunting and fishing second nature. I was hunting small game as soon as I could hold a gun in my hands. My father is an avid sportsman but he prefers football and other sporting type events to fishing or hunting. He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>First Elk Hunt: Pre-hunt</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tweaked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Pre Hunt 8/30/04 This adventure began several months ago when I was talking with my friend since college Dan. I told him that I wanted to go elk hunting with him and my other college pal Jim next season. I was to soon find out that Jim had already made different plans for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vegas Craziness</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 21:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tweaked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow!!! Thats all I can say about Vegas&#8230;.it was an absolute blast with an incredible amount of booze, broads, gambling and debauchery&#8230;.. woot just as I promised&#8230;. best part was seeing my friends. Thursday Night: We arrived at 11 pm Vegas time and met one of my friends Berto in the airport. You got to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Recent things to make me think&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 22:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tweaked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, well yesterday I turned the big 40&#8230;yep thats right world I&#8217;m MIDDLE AGED&#8230;. dont know what that means and I dont feel any different but hey it will all be ok&#8230;. What it does require is a party&#8230;.no not one of those have some beers and play pool nights (did that last night)&#8230;No i [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fungus Breath</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:40:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tweaked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This occured on Dec 18th, 2006 its gross and crazy: Ok I’m on my way back home from St. Louis today and American has done me a big favor today…..cheap upgrade to first class….YAY!!!…..so after a long night of talking and gossiping at the family reunion I’m ready for a huge nap…..so I get a [...]]]></description>
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