WTF Why Me?

This has got to be one of the craziest fishing videos ever…..if its a fake then it got me good…

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This is a continuation on my stories from my past and I will try to cover them as much as possible. Warning readers I was a wild impetuous guy in my youth and did many things that really shouldn’t have happened.

As spring break approached my partner in crime Jim and I looked to find something to do during our break. Since both of us that year had gotten DWI’s and neither of us had much money we were limited in our options. We both loved the outdoors and fishing, recently I had gotten Jim into fly fishing for trout. We decided to go camping at Roaring River State Park in Cassville, MO.

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One year in the early 1990’s Jim and I thought of going hunting in a new place for whitetail deer, someplace that no one else hunted. So we came up with a plan to hunt this island on part of upper arm of Lake of the Ozarks. We were positive that with all the hunting pressure around the lake the big bucks would swim out to that island to escape. So we made a plan to meet at the lake near Warrensburg, MO and use Jim’s dad’s bass boat to get to the island.

When we got to the lake the night before the big hunt was to begin we didn’t think there would be any issues. We got to the lake only to discover his dad had taken out the boat for the winter and we were shit out of luck. Jim and I went to eat some grub, while we milled over the situation. Jim had a high school buddy whose family had a lake cabin and access to a bunch of land near where we were at in Missouri. Jim gave him a call and soon we were set to meet up and join them on the whitetail hunt.

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Isnt music beautiful….

I fount this and it was too good not to share… thanks oomsa

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Well this is another story of my wild youth that I wanted to share with ya’ll.

Back in the early 90’s my friend Jim was living in Kansas City and I was still in Springfield, MO. We had talked on the phone and wanted to get together for a weekend of fishing and drinking. Since neither one of us had a boat we decided we would meet at Warsaw, MO for some trotline fishing for catfish on the upper part of Lake of the Ozarks near Truman Lake.

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I read this story in my email and it was to good not to share enjoy:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd Anniversary, and I was looking for a little something “extra” for my wife. I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on the assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety…. WAY TOO COOL!

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Story from 1982:
Growing up in southern Missouri and living in the country made hunting and fishing second nature. I was hunting small game as soon as I could hold a gun in my hands. My father is an avid sportsman but he prefers football and other sporting type events to fishing or hunting. He taught me at a young age the basics of fishing and gun safety. He was never excited about the adventures outdoors though he always encouraged and supported me until I was old enough to do it on my own. Hunting and fishing are still my biggest passions.

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The Pre Hunt 8/30/04

This adventure began several months ago when I was talking with my friend since college Dan. I told him that I wanted to go elk hunting with him and my other college pal Jim next season.

I was to soon find out that Jim had already made different plans for the 2004 season. He has promised a few of his work comrades to take them into the Colorado Mountains to hunt for elk and he would guide them on their journey. Continue Reading »

Wow!!! Thats all I can say about Vegas….it was an absolute blast with an incredible amount of booze, broads, gambling and debauchery….. woot just as I promised…. best part was seeing my friends.

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Ok, well yesterday I turned the big 40…yep thats right world I’m MIDDLE AGED…. dont know what that means and I dont feel any different but hey it will all be ok…. What it does require is a party….no not one of those have some beers and play pool nights (did that last night)…No i think its an opportunity to remember, relive and create….create what you might ask, I’m talking about memories…..

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This occured on Dec 18th, 2006 its gross and crazy:

Ok I’m on my way back home from St. Louis today and American has done me a big favor today…..cheap upgrade to first class….YAY!!!…..so after a long night of talking and gossiping at the family reunion I’m ready for a huge nap…..so I get a drink of water and die…..

I wake up an hour or so later feeling spry and happy…..only to look over at the man next to me, who is in the isle seat with his FOOT in his MOUTH….no shit readers …….immediately I believe I have to be dreaming……shake my head a few times and the obligatory pinch …..nope I’m awake and this sick mother fucker is CHEWING on his toes…..thinking what i need to say to this freak of nature…..I take a deep breath and turn to him ….

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